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Cnoc An Oir Handicap Hurdle Racecard

  • Channel: RTV
  • Distance: 2m 7f 100y
  • Going: Good
Listowel
Runners
18

Type
Hurdle

Surface
Turf

Weather
Mostly sunny

Selection

No myracing analysis available for this race

No.(Draw)
Runner
Best Odds
1
Delta Melody silk
Delta Melody
J: Michael O'Sullivan
T: Eugene M O'Sullivan
Minor rules form; one point run reads well but hasn't progressed from there
05804-
Age: 7
Weight: 11-12
OR: 92
Days: 61
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
1 Apr 24 Cor Cork 24f Sft MdHntCh 11-12 4/9 Ryehill (36L) 20/1 - 86
15 Oct 23 Cor Cork 19f Y/Sft HcH 11-5 13/14 Getabelle (38L) 8/1 93 68
11 Sep 23 Gal Galway 16.5f Sft MdH 11-5 8/15 Alvaniy (13½L) 50/1 - 97
18 Aug 23 Trm Tramore 16f Sft MdH 11-5 5/14 Doctor Brown Bear (16½L) 125/1 - 93
20 Jul 23 Kln Killarney 20f Gd MdH 10-11 11/15 The Last Mardi (62L) 50/1 - 51
2
Tilloughna silk
Tilloughna
J: Carl Millar 7
T: David Kenneth Budds
Cold Recent Form Jockey - 0 wins from 10 in the last 14 days (0%)
Has placed form here off a higher mark but has to stage a revival
0PP-67
Age: 6
Weight: 11-12
OR: 92
Days: 11
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
21 May 24 Pun Punchestown 23.5f Gd/Y HcH 11-7 p1 7/14 Western Model (27L) 14/1 95 78
13 May 24 Kln Killarney 22.5f Y MdHM 10-13 6/16 Littlebiggie (35L) 12/1 95 83
11 Feb 24 Nav Navan 22f Hy HcH 11-10 t PU/15 Aodhan May () 14/1 98 -
28 Dec 23 Lim Limerick 21f Hy HcH 11-12 t PU/18 Storm Mahler () 18/1 100 -
23 Nov 23 Thu Thurles 20.5f Y/Sft HcH 11-6 t 12/15 Ragin Cajun (55L) 12/1 101 56
5 Nov 23 Cor Cork 20f Sft MdHM 11-7 t 4/18 Abi's Champ (22L) 10/1 101 98
3
Dear Ryta silk
Dear Ryta t 1
J: Mr L Burke-Ott 7
T: Alexander Ott
Hard to suggest that she's well treated for handicap debut based on her maiden efforts
60-9
Age: 6
Weight: 11-10
OR: 90
Days: 21
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
11 May 24 Cor Cork 19f Gd MdHM 11-0 9/17 Jolie Jewel (20L) 80/1 - 88
21 Apr 24 Trm Tramore 16.5f Y MdHM 10-6 10/15 Gaillimh A Run (13½L) 50/1 - 84
31 Mar 24 Cor Cork 19f Sft/Hy MdHM 11-2 6/11 Lep Around (28L) 40/1 - 80
4
Sheephaven Flyer silk
BF
Sheephaven Flyer
J: Conor Clarke 7
T: Emmet Mullins
BF
Beaten Favourite - Losing favourite last time out
Has the form to win this and signs have been more encouraging for this yard
P040-U
Age: 6
Weight: 11-10
OR: 90
Days: 8
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
24 May 24 Dpt Downpatrick 23.5f Gd MdHntCh 11-9 t UR/9 Big Girl Betty () 5/4F - -
10 Oct 23 Pun Punchestown 20f Y HcH 11-1 tp 19/22 Irish Envoy (81L) 11/1 92 20
18 Aug 23 Trm Tramore 21f Sft HcH 10-12 tp1 4/11 Joshua Chamberlain (15L) 22/1 93 91
20 Jul 23 Kln Killarney 20f Gd HcH 11-13 13/16 Ceanndana (44L) 6/1 94 60
26 May 23 Lim Limerick 22f Gd/Y HcH 11-6 PU/18 Arctic Ambition () 6/1 94 -
5 May 23 Dpt Downpatrick 22f Y HcH 11-5 3/12 Kelly's Birr (6¾L) 11/1 93 88
5
Safran Et Bleu silk
Safran Et Bleu p 1
J: Jack Doyle
T: P M J Doyle
Uncompetitive in four maidens but handicaps are now a better option; cheekpieces added
599-5
Age: 5
Weight: 11-9
OR: 89
Days: 19
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
13 May 24 Kln Killarney 20f Y MdH 11-4 5/12 Park The Giant (53L) 80/1 - 62
30 Nov 23 Thu Thurles 16.5f Y 4yMdH 10-13 9/16 Lombron (36L) 150/1 - 79
9 Nov 23 Clo Clonmel 16.5f Hy MdH 11-10 9/12 Any Road (73L) 100/1 - 40
28 Oct 23 Gal Galway 16.5f Sft MdH 11-7 5/9 Release The Beast (25L) 14/1 - 80
6
Walkonthebriteside silk
Walkonthebriteside t
J: Ben Harvey
T: John C McConnell
Signs of progress when sixth over 2m4f last time and he's up in trip here
9700-6
Age: 6
Weight: 11-9
OR: 89
Days: 11
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
21 May 24 Pun Punchestown 20.5f Gd/Y HcH 11-8 t 6/16 Noble Hilltop (11½L) 16/1 89 86
26 Apr 24 Dpt Downpatrick 19f Gd HcH 11-10 t 10/15 Kilbrin Rocco (25L) 16/1 91 72
15 Jan 24 Pun Punchestown 16.5f Sft HcH 11-1 t 15/17 Morricone (31L) 25/1 92 74
20 Jul 23 Kln Killarney 20f Gd MdH 11-1 t1 7/15 The Last Mardi (44L) 50/1 - 69
8 Jul 23 Bel Bellewstown 17f Gd MdH 11-4 9/12 Encanto Bruno (43L) 80/1 - 78
2 May 23 Bal Ballinrobe 16.5f Gd/Y MdH 11-2 8/15 Lucid Dreams (42L) 14/1 - 85
7
Ordered Lives silk
Ordered Lives ht 1
J: Mr D M Fitzgerald 7
T: Martin Paul Fitzgerald
Dual novice winner for Fergal O'Brien; it's been a rocky road in handicaps
P677P/
Age: 9
Weight: 11-8
OR: 88
Days: 543
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
6 Dec 22 Trm Tramore 21f Sft HcHM 10-10 v1 PU/12 Wat Ua Doin () 28/1 98 -
30 Sep 22 Gow Gowran Park 20f Y HcH 11-0 tp1 7/11 Dont Doubt Me (48L) 20/1 102 58
16 Sep 22 Dpt Downpatrick 19f Gd/Y HcH 11-3 t1 7/15 Hereditary Rule (12½L) 33/1 105 99
12 Aug 22 Trm Tramore 16f Gd HcHM 11-7 6/10 Molly Fantasy (37L) 28/1 109 86
10 Jun 22 Clo Clonmel 24f Y HcH 11-11 PU/16 Gotthenod () 22/1 109 -
20 May 22 Dpt Downpatrick 19f Y/Sft HcH 11-7 F/15 Kingfisher Lane () 28/1 109 -
8
Signora Di Milano silk
Signora Di Milano p
J: Sam Ewing
T: Gordon Elliott
Soft ground not ideal for two runs in handicaps but still has enough to prove on balance
249P-P
Age: 6
Weight: 11-8
OR: 88
Days: 14
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
18 May 24 Wex Wexford 20f Sft HcHM 10-10 p PU/12 Kiltealy Park () 25/1 91 -
6 Oct 23 Dpt Downpatrick 21.5f Sft HcH 11-12 p PU/10 Moneynabane () 10/1 93 -
17 Sep 23 Lis Listowel 24f Gd MdH 11-5 p 9/12 Meyo (53L) 14/1 - 57
28 Aug 23 Dpt Downpatrick 18f Gd MdH 11-5 p 4/9 Dubeyeracingcraic (25L) 7/2 - 74
13 Aug 23 Dpt Downpatrick 17.5f Y MdHM 10-6 p 2/11 Gaye Winnie (2¾L) 22/1 - 96
5 May 23 Dpt Downpatrick 22f Y MdH 10-12 p1 11/12 Ottizzini (108L) 150/1 - 10
9
Mrs Biddle silk
Mrs Biddle t
J: Simon Torrens
T: Garrett James Power
Good third at Tramore but couldn't build on that in a big way next time
7973-0
Age: 6
Weight: 11-7
OR: 87
Days: 11
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
21 May 24 Pun Punchestown 20.5f Gd/Y HcH 11-7 t 12/16 On My Bike (38L) 7/1 88 54
22 Apr 24 Trm Tramore 21.5f Y HcH 11-7 t 3/16 Brownstone (7¾L) 28/1 87 88
31 Mar 24 Cor Cork 19f Sft/Hy MdHM 11-7 ht 7/11 Lep Around (28L) 125/1 - 80
29 Jan 24 Pun Punchestown 20f Hy MdHM 11-7 ht 9/11 Bioluminescence (105L) 150/1 - 22
26 Dec 23 Lim Limerick 16f Sft/Hy NHFM 11-4 7/8 Barnahash Primrose (107L) 150/1 - 6
2 Jun 23 Trm Tramore 21f Gd MdHM 11-7 ht1 6/15 Bynx (29L) 125/1 - 84
10
Rising Dust silk
Rising Dust
J: Danny Mullins
T: Michael Hourigan
Kept boxing on for second behind a well-handicapped winner at Punchestown (2m7f)
750-72
Age: 6
Weight: 11-7
OR: 87
Days: 11
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
21 May 24 Pun Punchestown 23.5f Gd/Y HcH 10-12 2/14 Western Model (7L) 20/1 86 89
7 May 24 Bal Ballinrobe 21.5f Y HcH 11-1 p 7/11 Coillte Aris (27L) 8/1 89 71
13 Feb 24 Thu Thurles 22.5f Sft/Hy HcH 11-5 p 10/18 Scarbrook (44L) 12/1 93 47
30 Jan 24 Lim Limerick 21f Hy HcH 11-7 p 5/9 Noble Talent (28L) 11/1 95 76
6 Jan 24 Cor Cork 20f Sft/Hy Ch 11-5 7/10 Jet Setting Johnny (11L) 66/1 - 94
28 Nov 23 Trm Tramore 21.5f Sft Ch 11-5 10/15 Leish Oscars Son (42L) 80/1 - 62
11
Toucan Do silk
Toucan Do
J: E Walsh
T: John M Burke
0-11; beaten under 10l at Clonmel 16 days ago but that was over 2m3f
9770-3
Age: 6
Weight: 11-6
OR: 86
Days: 16
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
16 May 24 Clo Clonmel 19f Y HcH 10-12 3/12 Tideways Hero (9¾L) 33/1 86 83
19 Oct 23 Thu Thurles 23f Sft HcHM 10-13 14/14 More Info (40L) 66/1 90 54
15 Sep 23 Dpt Downpatrick 18f Sft HcH 11-4 7/11 Morricone (36L) 18/1 92 68
5 Jun 23 Lis Listowel 16f Gd/Y MdHM 11-0 7/18 Call Her Now (12L) 80/1 - 89
18 May 23 Tip Tipperary 16f Gd/Y MdHM 10-6 9/14 Lady Of The Vale (19½L) 40/1 - 87
3 Nov 22 Thu Thurles 16f Y/Sft MdHM 10-6 12/16 Navy Waves (35L) 66/1 - 72
12
Annie Questions silk
Annie Questions
J: Philip Byrnes 3
T: Patrick Cronin
Just a smidgeon of promise in maidens and she's best watched on this handicap debut
00-79
Age: 6
Weight: 11-5
OR: 85
Days: 14
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
18 May 24 Wex Wexford 20f Sft MdHM 11-0 9/14 One Night Standard (39L) 66/1 - 57
9 May 24 Tip Tipperary 16.5f Y MdHM 10-6 7/14 Cash The Cheque (23L) 150/1 - 82
5 Jun 23 Lis Listowel 16f Gd/Y MdHM 11-0 ht1 14/18 Call Her Now (69L) 125/1 - 31
18 May 23 Tip Tipperary 16f Gd/Y NHF 10-7 12/13 Readin Tommy Wrong (47L) 25/1 - 62
13
Morrie In D Quarry silk
Morrie In D Quarry t
J: Kevin Sexton
T: Declan Queally
Cold Recent Form Jockey - 0 wins from 12 in the last 14 days (0%)
Never that threatening when placed in staying hurdles before; chasing last time
30/0-5
Age: 6
Weight: 11-5
OR: 85
Days: 14
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
18 May 24 Wex Wexford 25f Sft HcCh 10-4 ht1 5/12 Mahler Appeal (44L) 8/1 85 52
24 Apr 24 Bel Bellewstown 20.5f Gd/Y HcH 11-4 t1 14/16 Ma Hoey (35L) 5/1 85 55
30 Mar 23 Naa Naas 23.5f Y/Sft HcH 10-13 p1 13/23 Elsannah (26L) 5/1 87 76
12 Mar 23 Lim Limerick 22f Sft HcH 11-0 3/18 Merry Moves (12L) 12/1 88 87
25 Feb 23 Fai Fairyhouse 20f Y HcH 11-3 15/25 Happy Dreams (51L) 10/1 90 46
30 Jan 23 Pun Punchestown 24f Sft HcH 11-10 4/20 Ishan (17L) 25/1 91 80
14
Presenting Cody silk
Presenting Cody p 1
J: Phillip Enright
T: Mark Michael McNiff
Cold Recent Form Jockey - 1 wins from 30 in the last 14 days (3%)
Placed in a recent point following an absence; placed under rules in the past
/2FP5/
Age: 9
Weight: 11-5
OR: 85
Days: 652
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
19 Aug 22 Kln Killarney 20f Gd/Y HcCh 10-13 5/13 Carnet De Stage (9L) 9/1 97 97
15 Jun 22 Wex Wexford 25.5f Gd HcCh 11-2 PU/11 Outside The Door () 4/1 95 -
8 Jun 22 Wex Wexford 20f Y HcCh 11-10 F/13 Where's Bunny () 5/2F 95 -
15 May 22 Kln Killarney 20f Gd HcCh 10-11 2/15 Stealthy Tom (2¾L) 12/1 92 103
30 Sep 21 Clo Clonmel 20f Gd/Y ClH 11-4 8/10 Longacre Square (31L) 10/1 93 88
25 Aug 21 Bel Bellewstown 17f Gd HcH 11-6 4/15 Zamond (15L) 9/2F 93 90
15
Getaway Henry silk
Getaway Henry
J: Mr C J Shine 7
T: Daniel Joseph O'Leary
Tailed off on handicap debut and has very little in the way of worthwhile form
50/97-
Age: 7
Weight: 11-4
OR: 84
Days: 207
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
7 Nov 23 Fai Fairyhouse 20.5f Hy HcH 11-7 7/16 Glenabo Bridge (128+L) 22/1 87 -
11 May 23 Clo Clonmel 19f Sft MdH 11-4 9/15 Evesham Road (98L) 125/1 - 19
18 Apr 23 Tip Tipperary 20f Y MdH 11-4 10/19 Lets Go Champ (40L) 150/1 - 84
5 Mar 23 Leo Leopardstown 20f Y MdH 11-12 5/7 Parmenion (66L) 100/1 - 65
20 Aug 22 Kln Killarney 16.5f Gd/Y MdH 10-13 PU/15 Uncle Phil () 150/1 - -
1 Aug 22 Cor Cork 19f Gd/Y NHF 12-0 12/19 Cassarina Gold (39L) 200/1 - 53
16
Whiskey Lady silk
Whiskey Lady tb
J: Sean Flanagan
T: Gillian Scott
Has placed form but might not be the strongest of stayers over this far
84/7-5
Age: 7
Weight: 11-1
OR: 81
Days: 8
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
24 May 24 Dpt Downpatrick 22f Gd HcH 11-6 b 5/7 That's About Right (27L) 17/2 83 61
28 Nov 23 Trm Tramore 21f Sft MdHM 10-10 b 7/10 Banprionsa (44L) 20/1 83 61
22 Feb 23 Pun Punchestown 20.5f Y HcH 11-4 b1 4/16 The Connector (8L) 9/1 85 84
9 Feb 23 Thu Thurles 23f Gd/Y HcH 11-5 8/15 Thecornerhouse (14L) 10/1 86 83
11 Dec 22 Cor Cork 20f Y/Sft NvHcH 11-1 13/24 Nephin Beg (31L) 28/1 89 69
26 Nov 22 Gow Gowran Park 20f Hy HcHM 11-10 13/20 Kopon (75L) 11/1 91 29
17
Man Of The House silk
Man Of The House b 1
J: Paddy Hanlon 7
T: John Joseph Hanlon
Maiden over hurdles but there have been positive signs on good ground; blinkers are tried
/560U-
Age: 6
Weight: 11-0
OR: 80
Days: 248
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
27 Sep 23 Sli Sligo 21f Sft HcCh 9-13 UR/9 Room To Roam () 9/2 80 -
8 Sep 23 Klb Kilbeggan 24.5f Gd/Y HcH 11-0 10/15 Stellar Symphony (38L) 6/1 84 55
24 Jun 23 Per Perth 20f GS 5HcH 11-3 6/9 Themanintheboots (24L) 15/2 92 81
4 Jun 23 Klb Kilbeggan 24.5f Gd/Y HcH 11-5 5/16 More Info (11L) 40/1 86 84
21 Apr 23 Klb Kilbeggan 24f Gd/Y HcH 11-0 PU/16 Winnie Woodnutt () 33/1 88 -
26 Nov 22 Gow Gowran Park 16f Hy 4yNvH 10-12 8/8 Inothewayurthinkin (87L) 250/1 - 38
18
Rewrite The Script silk
Rewrite The Script
J: John Shinnick 7
T: Matthew A Daly
Cheekpieces tried last week are soon dismissed and previous efforts weren't too shoddy
9P6-87
Age: 7
Weight: 11-0
OR: 80
Days: 8
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
24 May 24 Dpt Downpatrick 22f Gd HcH 11-2 p 7/7 That's About Right (31L) 15/2 81 54
11 May 24 Cor Cork 24.5f Gd HcH 10-13 8/18 Glencourt Valley (18½L) 10/1 83 72
21 Mar 24 Cor Cork 20f Sft/Hy HcH 11-1 6/13 Knockbrack Rambler (18½L) 14/1 85 77
18 Sep 23 Lis Listowel 16f Gd/Y MdH 11-8 tb1 PU/14 Aeros Luck () 33/1 86 -
28 Aug 23 Bal Ballinrobe 22f Y HcH 11-0 t 9/14 My Friend The Wind (32L) 8/1 88 66
14 Aug 23 Bal Ballinrobe 23f Gd/Y MdH 11-10 3/11 Sea Music (12L) 66/1 83 90
19
Golden Glen silk
Golden Glen tb 1
J: Darragh O'Keeffe
T: Brendan Maurice Walsh
/7P05-
Age: 10
Weight: 11-0
OR: 80
Days: 40
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
22 Apr 24 Trm Tramore 22f Gd HcCh 10-0 tp 5/14 Kilmurry Jj (14L) 14/1 67 58
21 Nov 23 Lim Limerick 24.5f Hy HcH 10-11 tp 10/13 Cosmo Renfro (74L) 66/1 80 12
3 Jun 23 Trm Tramore 21f Gd HcCh 10-5 tp PU/14 Elegant Dan () 14/1 71 -
25 May 23 Lim Limerick 22.5f Gd/Y HcCh 9-8 tp 7/16 Glen Ava (55L) 25/1 75 33
17 Apr 23 Trm Tramore 21.5f Y HcCh 10-12 tp PU/13 Likable Chancer () 10/1 79 -
6 Apr 23 Clo Clonmel 23f Hy HcCh 9-10 tp 3/8 Emancipator (37L) 5/1 81 57
20
Queen Of Seduction silk
Queen Of Seduction
T: G T Hourigan
5P56-
Age: 5
Weight: 11-12
OR: 92
Days: 40
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
17 May 24 Leo Leopardstown 12f Gd Hc 9-6 b1 7/11 A Piece Of Heaven (18½L) 50/1 84 61
22 Apr 24 Trm Tramore 16.5f Y HcH 10-12 6/13 Miss Gherkin (22L) 9/1 93 78
13 Feb 24 Thu Thurles 15.5f Sft/Hy MdH 10-12 5/12 Kings Hill (39L) 22/1 - 69
29 Jan 24 Pun Punchestown 20f Hy MdHM 11-0 PU/11 Bioluminescence () 40/1 - -
6 Jan 24 Cor Cork 16f Sft/Hy MdH 10-12 5/22 D Art D Art (20L) 25/1 - 85
5 Nov 23 Cur Curragh 12f Hy L 9-2 p 10/11 Vischio (47L) 25/1 84 18
21
Ivy Hall silk
Ivy Hall
T: John Patrick Ryan
6F650-
Age: 6
Weight: 12-1
OR: 95
Days: 31
Date Course Race Type Weight Pos 1st/2nd SP OR RPR
1 May 24 Pun Punchestown 19.5f Gd/Y H 10-1 p 14/17 Backtonormal (47L) 250/1 95 73
24 Apr 24 Bel Bellewstown 20.5f Gd/Y MdH 10-6 5/10 Theflyingbee (24L) 11/1 95 80
16 Nov 23 Pun Punchestown 21f Sft MdH 10-10 6/8 Loughglynn (35L) 28/1 95 71
27 Oct 23 Sli Sligo 25.5f Sft MdH 10-6 F/7 Will Do () 50/1 95 -
15 Oct 23 Cor Cork 20.5f Y/Sft MdH 11-1 6/14 Black Bamboo (27L) 40/1 - 84
18 Sep 23 Lis Listowel 16f Gd/Y MdH 11-1 12/14 Aeros Luck (55L) 16/1 - 64
Verdict

Sheephaven Flyer is sure to be popular and he might easily win, but WALKONTHEBRITESIDE rates a feasible alternative.

Verdict silk image
Walkonthebriteside

Betting Forecast:

7/2 Rising Dust,

100/30 Sheephaven Flyer,

10/1 Safran Et Bleu,

Toucan Do,

12/1 Mrs Biddle,

Man Of The House,

Walkonthebriteside,

Morrie In D Quarry,

14/1 Delta Melody,

16/1 Rewrite The Script,

20/1 Whiskey Lady,

Tilloughna,

25/1 Signora Di Milano,

Presenting Cody,

33/1 Ordered Lives,

Getaway Henry,

Dear Ryta,

40/1 Annie Questions

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